Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Love Those Crazy Headlines

Yes, I admit I'm a news junky. But not just any old news. I like the truly weird and crazy stuff. Today's perusal of cnn.com netted a funny one about the burglar in Knoxville who tried to tell police he was a "special agent of the United States Illuminati". Gotta give the guy credit for creativity. Maybe he's hoping for an insanity plea?

4 comments:

rita said...

Mike brought home an article that had me in stitches: "Give us a break, Supersarah!" Kinda like the ones they used to have about Martha Stewart. Not mean though, just funny. For example, one paragraph:
"The woman manages a family of seven and bounces a special-needs baby on her hip. If I find out she bakes her own bread, I may hurt myself."
And another,
"News accounts say Paliln went back to work the day after having her fourth child, Piper. After I gave birth to our youngest, the OB nurse asked to move from the bed to a wheelchair and I passed out cold. It's not like I was a total wimp. When I came to, I was still clutching my Chapstick." Lori Borgman

s hoyt said...

It's Friday, I have lots of work to do, but first things first... gotta check Kim's blog for any updates. What? Nothing since Wednesday? How am I going to make it through the day! Will check at least three more times during the day, hopefully there will be an update soon.

s hoyt said...

1:09 Friday afternoon. Still no update. Maybe Kim's on strike

s hoyt said...

4:03 Still nothing.....